0:16 Shari Lewis and Lambchop.
0:26 “Edited for Television Members”. John Callaway answering machine. Pictures from the great lady political leaders adorn the walls: “John, now I know the REAL meaning of love.
1:20 “Johnny C. On the Loose” John Callaway’s hip new show.
3:43 “If I could be like Mike” featuring WTTW host Mike.
4:45 A woman calls the WTTW voicemail system. A joke about processing pledge requests.
5:35 Commercial for Ronco hide-a-pizza. Hides a pizza in 1″ tape cannisters. Or soda in 3/4″ containers.
6:18 Some joke about the WTTW van.
6:35 Clarence Thomas applies for an associate producer position.
8:05 Betty’s Employee Bingo. When Betty takes a call for an employee, you put down your Betty bingo chips.
8:50 Johnny C. On the Loose returns! Johnny plugs his book “How to meet women and make them swoon.” Johnny C strikes out with the ladies!
10:46 Van racing on the highway!
11:24 Joke about other jobs of WTTW employees.
12:30 Employees wish each other happy holidays.
14:44 Frank Capra’s “It’ s A Wonderful Pledge.”
16:28 Congrats on retirements.
16:45 End of tape.